1. Gluten free vegetarian mincemeat pie.

    in case you were wondering, the filling is a mixture of butter, apples, raisins, walnuts, sugar, apple juice and spices.

    what can i say? i’ve been watching way to much supernatural, and it gave me a pie craving.

    oh yes, and now i associate pie with death.

    thank you pushing daisies and supernatural. i love you too.

    this is positively delicious

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  4. 50shadezofcarter:

    Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

    does it make you sneeze?

    Reblogged from: carpe-imperium
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  6. coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

    coordinatornarvin:

    the-fandoms-are-valentines:

    grandtheftautosanandreas:

    Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

    they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

    He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

    "Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

    "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

    "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

    "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

    You forgot the best one though-

    "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

    Reblogged from: carpe-imperium
  7. celestial-sexhair:

    utsubyo-no-kogeki:

    idontbelieveinusernames:

    onwards-to-fantartica:

    dreamofunconsciousness:

    The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

    “Life is but a dream.”

    Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

    I waited patiently for this post

    WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

    No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

    What the fuck is a butter dream

    i misheard ‘life has bought a dream’ once.

    Reblogged from: carpe-imperium
  8. izzy3333:

    troyesivan:

    mandycreates:

    kethera:

    coconutcoconutcoconut:

    youneedmeoryourenothing:

    #actors who are actually their character

    the greatest casting ever.

    Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought an ice cream truck.

    Follow your dreams Rupert

    I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.image

    ‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.

    I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”

    It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away.

    this poST GETS MORE AND MORE AMAZING AS YOU READ

    This makes my heart happy

    Reblogged from: carpe-imperium
  9. laurbz:

    whoinwhoville:

    allabitofablur:

    gallifrey-feels:

    becauseofdoctorwho:

    inowpronounceyouratandbow:

    thesometimeswarrior:

    evansy:

    Done.

    #IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

    but he was:
     image

    Twice

    image

    So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

    Lucky Amy

    lucky world

    That last gif just made my life

    Reblogged from: goingnineteen
  10. phasers:

    phasers’ slightly-used tablet giveaway

    Includes:

    - Wacom Bamboo with original components & some original packaging

    used a handful of times but I’d rather it go to someone who can spend more time with it!

    Rules:

    - you don’t have to follow me but it’d be cool if you did

    - like & reblog as many times as you wish

    - no giveaway blogs please!

    - I will ship within Canada and the continental United States

    - your inbox must be open & I will need a non-P.O. Box address!

    - winner has 48 hours to respond

    giveaway ends July 23rd

    good luck!

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