1. boopboopbi:

    This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

    #Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

    he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

    I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.

    I still maintain that all of the cute between Darcy and Thor stems from the fact that this short human woman physically incapacitated the God of Thunder TWICE. What’s the bet that if Darcy ever makes it to Asgard her name is whispered in awe and wonder and she’s treated with so much respect because one time Thor got into a really earnest conversation with the Warriors Three about humans and he was like…’no but let me tell you about the Great Darcy and her “Taser” I believe she called it…’? And Darcy has no clue what is happening but meh, this shit is all going on Twitter… #atleastthesealiensarehot #anddontseemtowantusdead

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  2. trulyhopelessromantic:

    not-safe-for-earth:

    ikantenggelem:

    Disney x Marvel -source-

    This is amazing. #rocketrescuerangers

    OKAY ALL OF THESE ARE BRILLIANT

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  4. Gluten free vegetarian mincemeat pie.

    in case you were wondering, the filling is a mixture of butter, apples, raisins, walnuts, sugar, apple juice and spices.

    what can i say? i’ve been watching way to much supernatural, and it gave me a pie craving.

    oh yes, and now i associate pie with death.

    thank you pushing daisies and supernatural. i love you too.

    this is positively delicious

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  7. 50shadezofcarter:

    Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun.

    does it make you sneeze?

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  9. coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

    coordinatornarvin:

    the-fandoms-are-valentines:

    grandtheftautosanandreas:

    Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

    they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

    He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

    "Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

    "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

    "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

    "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

    You forgot the best one though-

    "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

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  10. celestial-sexhair:

    utsubyo-no-kogeki:

    idontbelieveinusernames:

    onwards-to-fantartica:

    dreamofunconsciousness:

    The last line “Row, Row, Row, Your Boat.”

    “Life is but a dream.”

    Really? That’s quite the existentialist mind-fuck to throw in at the end of a nursery rhyme.

    I waited patiently for this post

    WAIT. ITS NOT ‘LIFE’S A BUTTER DREAM??’

    No it isn’t, how long have you thought that?

    What the fuck is a butter dream

    i misheard ‘life has bought a dream’ once.

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